I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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