..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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