Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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