he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it glows. i had to have it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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