Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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