My brain says no but my pants say off.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
3 2 1 whiskey
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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