eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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