She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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