Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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