happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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