Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm eating all of the evidence.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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