NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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