How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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