dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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