The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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