I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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