I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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