He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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