If i come over, it means nothing
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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