4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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