Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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