god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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