Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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