They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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