Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
