This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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