Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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