Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
home. puking in laundry basket.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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