just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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