then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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