do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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