Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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