I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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