But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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