I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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