I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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