Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My dick has a subreddit
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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