she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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