you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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