She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
