Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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