That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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