all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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