So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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