Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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