i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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