Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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