on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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