Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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