The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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