why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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