I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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