I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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