I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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