Christians are straight up FREAKS
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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